Stick A Fork In Me, I'm Done!

© By Jeff Lehnert
Ode to the Lehnert name,
The Lehnert name is dead.
For asleep in the other room,
Lays three Princesses in bed.

With earrings in their ears,
And polish on their pinkies.
I checked and checked and checked again,
But couldn't find their winkies.

They're all a little different,
But I love them just the same.
When it comes to their genetics,
There is no one else to blame.

My little swimmers swam,
But came up somewhat short.
So now I play in castles,
Instead of army forts.

They're gonna grow up fast,
But it should be lots of fun.
When it comes the time for them to date,
I will buy a bigger gun.

So it's time for me to hang it up,
It's time for me to go.
But no one said I couldn't teach,
Them how to catch and throw.

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