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The Zoo | | Yesterday on my trip to the zoo I saw four purple penguins and an orange kangaroo. Our tour guide was a monkey wearing polka dot pants He showed us around and taught us the baboon dance. I saw llamas snorkeling and bears playing catch but best of all was the .......... |
Senioritis | | ....... must move on after lugging around heavy backpacks, we are all very brawn. laughing, smiling, secrets and surprises are almost forgotten about .......... |
The Moose | | A scream shot through the frigid air In Fairbanks by the street Two moose together by the road Just one was on its feet The parents covered children's eyes So that they couldn't see The cops arrived but far too late The moose began to flee A prize for if you find the moose Was promised .......... |
A Fish I Wish | | Oh how I wish I was a fish to swim in the deep blue sea. I would swim up and down and all around in laps of two or three. There would be no rules to follow,all fun down here. On land rules are trouble,a real pain in the rear. Humans are not wanted down here and for them you must always .......... |
Making Memories | | I've been around the world. I've observed the expansive Grand Canyon, the towering Pyramids, the lonely Eiffel Tower, the exotic Rainforest, and my own backyard. I comfort and encourage you, as I travel with you, like a sole passenger, that can not be forgotten. I capture great, .......... |
Morning Poem | | ....... slowly all my troubles, began to slip away, it sang of far off places, of laughter and of fun, it seemed his very song, brought out the morning .......... |
DateLife NYC | | ....... you'll see that it needn't always seem so shitty. though most guys aren't cute, the numbers are ample and it's less overwhelming to start with a .......... |
ZA Tale | | Zarephath Tale There once were some among the living Who made their living by skinny dipping They would sneak into a rich person's pool Strip themselves naked those silly old fools Dive headfirst into the liquid stuff And pray not to be found while in the buff One day while in the sport of .......... |
Ode to a Dark Kitty Ninja | | Every night when darkness falls an innocent kitten breaks cat law. Balancing like an acrobat, walks along an oak tree branch. Hurry's over the roof with speed. Then begins his robbing scheme. Jumps from the roof with a silent fall, hits the ground and jumps a wall. Through the neighbor's .......... |
MARTY'S ADVENTURE | | An Irish pub, the place to be, For a couple drinks just you and me, Oh please! One more round oh kind sir, A little more I'll be drunk for sure, Later my head begins to spin, With thoughts of puking, where's the trash bin, I remain to gander a line, At that fine honey, man she is .......... | | 1| 2| 3| 4| 5| 6| 7| Next> >> | | Humorous Poems: 11-20 of 69 |
As the funny
quote goes, “Never take life seriously; nobody gets out alive
anyways.” As oddly as that statement is, it also is so true.
Funny poems help us be grounded in life. With all the stressors
of life and the sometimes overwhelming lifestyles today and work
we need to take some time and allow ourselves some time to have
a good laugh. Humorous poems are found through history
especially in old English pub songs and Celtic folk songs, which
laid the foundation for Limericks
in the future. Story telling, which is one of the first ways
humans recorded history orally, grew out of the playful, self
–entertainment needs of humans. Funny stories and poetry
satisfy the needs to sometimes explain the surrounding physical
world so that we don’t allow daily mundane stressors to take
charge of our lives. Funny poems are an antidote for relief
from the world’s hardships.
These Funny Poems combine humor, wit and wisdom to make you smile and laugh. Enjoy!
Funny poems such as limericks evoke laughter, which encompasses
happiness. They provide a variety of wit to it that
conventional writing styles would not permit. Comical relief is
always good and sets one in a good mood. There is an endless
array of inspirational humorous poems to be put into writing.
One of the most common forms of funny
poetry is the limerick. The
history of the limerick is
dubious but best found its start in 14th century
England as short humorous lyrics
in pubs. Shakespeare often used them in his works to add a bit
of wit. They were popularized in the Victorian age as
nonsensical funny children poetry but also shared other major
themes, such as: love poems,
drinking songs, poems of national affair, and satires on public
figures.
Imagery in funny poems will hit the right
cord. They have a keen awareness of its separate elements and
being able to give them out in just the right measurements.
Humorous stories are able to replace the natural arc of stories
the reader is used to receiving a certain way to have a pleasant
laugh.
Feeling down, depressed, or overwhelmed? What better remedy than a good laugh? What is the risk? The only symptoms are a smile on your face and if it is a good laugh a stomach pain and tears from joy. Funny poems, such as
limericks, are a great therapeutic method of taking off some of the stresses of life. Laughter is a common language that all can identify with; it is a language that spans beyond words. With funny poems as the bait you can use the powerful and pervasive energy of laughter to bring people together. To have funny poems makes life more enjoyable and helps people of all languages speak the same language of laughter. So delve in some great funny poems and have yourself a giggly drink of laughter of some creative and funny poetry
Funny Poem of the Day
THE ANSWER
I've found a perfect, foolproof way
Of having just a perfect day
With no harsh word or unkind deed
To keep me from the peace I need
I never fear a traffic jam
Or folks who aren't kind...as I am
No rain or sleet to soil my shoes
Nor cloudy days to bring the blues
No harsh concerns can furl my brow
Because I have the answer now
To keep all worries from my head
I simply don't get out of bed
- RANDY THOMAS
Quote of the Day
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THIS POEM
This poem is not addressed to you.
You may come into it briefly,
but no one will find you here, no one.
You will have changed before the poem will.
Even while you sit there, unmovable,
you have begun to vanish. And it does no matter.
The poem will go on without you.
It has the spurious glamor of certain voids.
It is not sad, really, only empty.
Once perhaps it was sad, no one knows why.
It prefers to remember nothing.
Nostalgias were peeled from it long ago.
Your type of beauty has no place here.
Night is the sky over this poem.
It is too black for stars.
And do not look for any illumination.
You neither can nor should understand what it means.
Listen, it comes with out guitar,
neither in rags nor any purple fashion.
And there is nothing in it to comfort you.
Close your eyes, yawn. It will be over soon.
you will forge the poem, but not before
It has forgotten you. And it does not matter.
It has been most beautiful in its erasures.
O bleached mirrors! Oceans of the drowned!
Nor is one silence equal to another.
And it does not matter what you think.
This poem is not addressed to you.
- DONALD JUSTICE |
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