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Read Funny Poems, Cute Poems, and Limericks. These Funny Poems combine humor, wit and wisdom to make you smile and laugh. Enjoy!
White Oak Press Amateur Poetry Contests
Discovering Extra-Ordinary Poetic Talent...In Ordinary People
Feeling down, depressed, or overwhelmed? What better remedy than a good laugh? What is the risk? The only symptoms are a smile on your face and if it is a good laugh a stomach pain and tears from joy. Funny poems, such as limericks, are a great therapeutic method of taking off some of the stresses of life. Laughter is a common language that all can identify with; it is a language that spans beyond words. With funny poems as the bait you can use the powerful and pervasive energy of laughter to bring people together. To have funny poems makes life more enjoyable and helps people of all languages speak the same language of laughter. So delve in some great funny poems and have yourself a giggly drink of laughter of some creative and funny poetry
Submit your funny poem to our Poem Contest and have the chance to win great prizes. Who knows, you may even get your poem published in our next poetry anthology. We also publish many of the poems that we receive on our web site. Good luck!
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Windows | |
I Open My Windows and What do I See?
More Windows Waiting for Me.
I Open and Close
With the Click of My Mouse
And Watch the Whole World
From Inside .......... |
For You | | ........ the hall
sitting on his bland oak chair
sat ned, the most popular of all
among the laughing students there
making excuses with an embarrassed stare. |
My Homework | | Sometimes my homework is small
Sometimes my homework is long
But whenever i do my homework
My homework is always wrong
Sometimes I do my homework at .......... |
Piggy Food | | In a little big forest far away,
There lived three little piglets, Pig,Piggy, and Pigglay.
Two little pigs were foolish things,
But the oldest was as .......... |
How School Works | | Spectacular!
Today is Monday,
You're off to that dreaded place,
5 days a week you spend here,
You'll never escape!
You have your books,
You have .......... |
Senioritis | | ....... must move on
after lugging around heavy backpacks, we are all very brawn.
laughing, smiling, secrets and surprises
are almost forgotten about when .......... |
The Moose | | A scream shot through the frigid air
In Fairbanks by the street
Two moose together by the road
Just one was on its feet
The parents covered .......... |
A Fish I Wish | | Oh how I wish I was a fish to swim in the deep blue sea.
I would swim up and down and all around in laps of two or three.
There would be no rules to .......... |
Making Memories | | I've been around the world.
I've observed the expansive Grand Canyon,
the towering Pyramids,
the lonely Eiffel Tower,
the exotic Rainforest,
and my .......... |
Morning Poem | | ....... slowly all my troubles,
began to slip away,
it sang of far off places,
of laughter and of fun,
it seemed his very song,
brought out the morning .......... | | 1| 2| 3| 4| 5| 6| Next> >> | | Humorous Poems: 1-10 of 102 |
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